Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
My Man! SCORE 108
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Measures of success SCORE 81
Be Lucy SCORE 76
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 39
