Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Time. SCORE 133
Dat feel. SCORE 156
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Claus Enough SCORE 7
When you see it. SCORE 5
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Germans. SCORE 3
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
This and that SCORE 11
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
The shinbone. SCORE 94
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Good advice. SCORE 13
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
