Slow Robot
Damn+dude+that%26%23039%3Bs+cold
Cat%26%238217%3Bs+are+jerks.
Cat’s are jerks. SCORE 142
Nobody+cares%26%238230%3B
Nobody cares… SCORE 346
Summer.
Summer. SCORE 211
The+right+to+bear+arms.
The right to bear arms. SCORE 188
Agent+Elrond
Agent Elrond SCORE 6
The+closest+I%26%238217%3Bve+come+to+murder%26%238230%3B
The closest I’ve come to murder… SCORE 11
No+one+is+born+hating+another+person%26%238230%3B
No one is born hating another person… SCORE 280
When+people+ask+if+I%26%238217%3Bm+single%26%238230%3B
When people ask if I’m single… SCORE 14
Faith+in+humanity+restored+%28or+at+least+for+flight+attendants%29
Faith in humanity restored (or at least for flight attendants) SCORE 621
Meanwhile+on+earth
Meanwhile on earth SCORE 5
No+more+side+glancing.
No more side glancing. SCORE 250
The+king+of+sass.
The king of sass. SCORE 479
My+life+is+a+lie.
My life is a lie. SCORE 267
Welcome+to+Australia.
Welcome to Australia. SCORE 313
How+to+annoy+a+solider
How to annoy a solider SCORE 9
How+to+tell+your+parents+you%26%238217%3Bre+pregnant.
How to tell your parents you’re pregnant. SCORE 360
But%26%238230%3B+Why%3F
But… Why? SCORE 1
If+superheroes+had+Instagram.
If superheroes had Instagram. SCORE 186
Me+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+eating
Me when I’m eating SCORE 8
She+really+does%21
She really does! SCORE 373
Just+a+baby+elephant.
Just a baby elephant. SCORE 175
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+paddlin%26%238217%3B
That’s a paddlin’ SCORE 183
Whenever+I+watch+a+cooking+show%26%238230%3B
Whenever I watch a cooking show… SCORE 249
Good+ol%26%238217%3B+Canada.
Good ol’ Canada. SCORE 263
Can%26%238217%3Bt+stop+watching.
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 211
If+Link+was+in%26%238230%3B
If Link was in… SCORE 144
For+sale.
For sale. SCORE 112
Make+an+ant%26%238217%3Bs+day
Make an ant’s day SCORE 566
Villain%26%238217%3Bs+accuracy+any+time
Villain’s accuracy any time SCORE 11
We+are+all+human+beings.
We are all human beings. SCORE 408
Woman+grows+little+fingernail+spikes+out+of+her+arms.
Woman grows little fingernail spikes out of her arms. SCORE -42
Difference+between+a+cat+and+a+comma%3F
Difference between a cat and a comma? SCORE 228
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