Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Bats are nocturnal. SCORE 39
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
First you must learn to read… SCORE 26
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
(some) teachers earn every penny. SCORE 38
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Wait a minute! SCORE -4
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Burns so good. SCORE 37
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41