You’re the reason your mother drinks. SCORE 10
Social Anxiety Books SCORE 114
Cutest letter opening device on the planet SCORE 142
Accurate Illustration SCORE 132
Long Necks SCORE 11
Convincing my mom SCORE 8
My life. SCORE 8
That’s How It Usually Works SCORE 17
That Moment When You Realize It SCORE 152
It is cold and I fit. I shall stay here. SCORE 11
Sleeping With A Woman And Dog SCORE 8
How Orbits Work SCORE 137
Woah SCORE 133
We all like curves SCORE 3
A Group Of Ants In Water Can’t Be Submerged SCORE 14
cats when they are hungry SCORE 130
True that SCORE 15
With lions at the bottom. SCORE 12
apartment hunting SCORE 130
Go tell your mother! SCORE 190
Business Up Front, Party In The Back SCORE 148
When you try to get your hand into a Pringles can SCORE 5
Have some perspective SCORE 169
But.. But I was loyal.. I was reliable.. I was good SCORE 14
The T Rex Of The Ocean SCORE 18
Don’t Stop CAR-lieving SCORE -7
This Tortoise Has Been Alive For 183 Years SCORE 177
Bullet leaving a gun, recorded at 1 million frames per second SCORE 8
I’m Going To Need This SCORE 15
*Sad Music Plays* SCORE 145
Helpful samaritan SCORE 162
Cool Prius SCORE 9
