*gunshots* SCORE 22
You can do this. SCORE 47
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
It actually is this SCORE 35
We should buy them all??? SCORE 29
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 22
You go. SCORE 37
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 21
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 46
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
The stretch is known. SCORE 35
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 46
