Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen. SCORE 113
The names of these kids menu items SCORE 175
Why you should always watch Pingu with the subtitles turned on SCORE 119
What would Bin Laden think? SCORE 185
His baby wears a head-shaping helmet so he’s got the whole family wearing helmets now. SCORE 127
Roger Fisher about nuclear war SCORE 167
Multitasking…. SCORE 106
The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) SCORE 125
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
I take it back SCORE 132
Shallow SCORE 87
Jim is savage when he wants to be. SCORE 133
You ever been so drunk… SCORE 97
Nope, Chuck Testa SCORE 104
Another American letdown SCORE 163
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
College life SCORE 119
My favorite Siri answer of all time SCORE 119
Tea Light Engine SCORE 113
The most loyal friend. SCORE 91
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
It’s… It’s Beautiful SCORE 103
It’s my money, and I want it now! SCORE 109
I regret everything. SCORE 109
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 94
Does this count? SCORE 134
Golden Retrievers Are The Best SCORE 101
Ballpoint pen closeup SCORE 108
Shutters SCORE 87
Hairswap SCORE 86
Dad Life SCORE 95
Look! SCORE 69