Slow Robot
Why+My+House+Is+So+Clean
We+may+be+stupid+and+fat%2C+but+I+know+an+insult+when+I+see+one.
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Friend+level%3A+Ginger.
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I+love+you.
I love you. SCORE 20
What+I+imagine+people+watching+me+play+Pokemon+on+the+subway+are+thinking.
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The+shelf+life+of+food.
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
What+slouch+skinny+jeans+look+like.
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Please+be+troll.
Please be troll. SCORE 231
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 257
I+never+run+with+scissors.
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
There%26%238217%3Bs+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+nothing+without+me%21
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 2
A+forever+puppy%21
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
What+you+never+knew+you+never+knew%2C+about+Pocahontas.
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How+marriage+works.
How marriage works. SCORE 66
I+used+to+be+a+people+person%26%238230%3B
I used to be a people person… SCORE 129
New+books.
New books. SCORE 199
Just+Bill+Murray
Just Bill Murray SCORE 9
Seems+legit.
Seems legit. SCORE 149
Friends.
Friends. SCORE 213
When+you+offer+someone+gum%26%238230%3B
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
Sadly%2C+I+can+relate.
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 144
The+only+Harlem+Shake+that+I+approve+of.
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I+did+Nazi+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+to+believe+anymore.
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
How+people+see+me.
How people see me. SCORE 233
You+could+claim+anything+is+real%26%238230%3B
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196
I+hate+that+moment.
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Chatting+with+my+English+friend.
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
Wisdom+from+Benjamin+Franklin.
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
All+the+Navies%21
All the Navies! SCORE 171
I+once+had+a+goldfish+who+would+break+dance+on+the+carpet%26%238230%3B
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
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