Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 17
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Steal the world! SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
sent via FAX SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Words. SCORE 9
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
