Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The Twortle SCORE 142
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
2pactopus SCORE 113
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Same thing… SCORE 21
