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Best+Friends+are+Scumbags
A+job%2C+so+I+can+buy+a+kitchen.
A job, so I can buy a kitchen. SCORE 32
Alright%2C+Ted%2C+you+do+you+bud.
Alright, Ted, you do you bud. SCORE 36
Always+has+been.
Always has been. SCORE 23
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
Me+Goosetad
Me Goosetad SCORE 40
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+my+pal%2C+buzz.
You’re not my pal, buzz. SCORE 48
pls+no%2C+kijje%21
pls no, kijje! SCORE 22
put+old+faithful+to+work.
put old faithful to work. SCORE 38
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
Family+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+be+blood.
Family doesn’t have to be blood. SCORE 37
The+whole+franchise+could+have+been+a+fraud%21
The whole franchise could have been a fraud! SCORE 45
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 16
Get+wrecked%2C+sonny.
Get wrecked, sonny. SCORE 28
Pancake+doge%2C+please.
Pancake doge, please. SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 29
I+bet+I+can+hold+my+breath+longer+than+you.
I bet I can hold my breath longer than you. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+natures+RedBull%21
It’s natures RedBull! SCORE 30
%2Abeep+bop%2A+%2Aboop%2A
*beep bop* *boop* SCORE 19
How+do+you+do%2C+fellow+oooman%3F
How do you do, fellow oooman? SCORE 35
Big+Pharma+are+generous+gods%21
Big Pharma are generous gods! SCORE 47
There+is+a+reason+for+every+sign.
There is a reason for every sign. SCORE 22
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 26
I+have+done+a+good+work.
I have done a good work. SCORE 23
Not+on+my+watch%26%238230%3B
Not on my watch… SCORE 32
Our+office+candy+guy+is+a+bit+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Our office candy guy is a bit passive aggressive… SCORE 22
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 19
Why+would+you+do+this+to+him%26%238230%3B
Why would you do this to him… SCORE 18
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 21
Plead+the+fifth%2C+kitty.
Plead the fifth, kitty. SCORE 28
Some+deprived+Eric+mixed+up+the+panels%26%238230%3B
Some deprived Eric mixed up the panels… SCORE 22
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 15
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