They needs these at all parties! SCORE 131
Parking tickets. SCORE 171
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
He knows no pain! SCORE 218
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
How Apple feels about your criticism. SCORE 156
Define normal SCORE 169
Spiderman’s Kind of a Dick SCORE 19
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
In honor of another season starting… SCORE 105
Bullying SCORE 7
Hungover Workouts: YOGA SCORE 0
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Fall. SCORE 122
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Walk Into the Club Like: SCORE 125
I… I think I broke him SCORE -14
Dikdik SCORE 14
Marijuana won’t kill you SCORE -1
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Evolutionary success? SCORE 114
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
When I hear Apple’s payment system will be secure. SCORE 114
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6