don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
good question SCORE -13
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 139
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -12
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
8-bit floor. SCORE 160
The orchestration behind July 4th, 1996 SCORE 5
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
Sucks. SCORE 162
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
Perspective paintings. SCORE 168
