You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 54
…but mooom SCORE 60
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 60
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 44
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 82
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 85
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Lies for good. SCORE 83
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 29
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 107
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 101
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
German exchange students SCORE 66
Zing SCORE 68
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Serenity on the go. SCORE 70
Cuddly cloud SCORE 69
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
