Verified insta is for the cats. SCORE 20
This year is a little charred, so far. SCORE 23
How do I hit that (ball)… SCORE 25
Easy mistake, honestly. SCORE 17
When you lie on your resume but still get the job… SCORE 30
WEEE WOOOO SCORE 28
muh freedoms SCORE 29
A mountain blue bird. SCORE 28
Advanced biology. SCORE 27
Landlord Mr. Z is about to be investigated for greedery. SCORE 16
‘History will remember this as the great overreaction.’ – John Smith wearing a mask. SCORE 16
Minnesota Jim SCORE 32
I must go chew! SCORE 30
I have five friends… Sometimes they text me. SCORE 24
We went from All Lives Matter to Sacrifice the Weak fast as lightning. SCORE 16
Dobby is a free dog SCORE 20
Wizard of oz, basically. SCORE 21
Abandoned President’s heads in a rural Virginia field SCORE 27
They need to bring this back, alongside a hand sanitizer station… SCORE 16
A very long book, son SCORE 19
I should get a whale. SCORE 22
Big oof. SCORE 25
Moscow Olympics Opening Ceremony, circa 1980 SCORE 22
PSA: Summer is coming. SCORE 19
The unwritten rule becomes enforced. SCORE 25
One Byte Of RAM From 1946 SCORE 20
University library, Istanbul SCORE 25
’cause their just the best of friends. SCORE 29
mood SCORE 26
Simply, lore. SCORE 27
The Fourth Horseman has arrived. SCORE 29
It hangs in the entryway. SCORE 27
