
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

Dreams do come true SCORE 67

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

15, max. SCORE 52

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34

And cheese SCORE 26

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

Fatality SCORE 40

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

Real American hero SCORE 42

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

Mother fluffer SCORE 40

A voice we can trust SCORE 55

Satan is a fish SCORE 42

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

And I’ll do it again SCORE 38

I just became more metal SCORE 33

80 hours these days SCORE -18

Only on days that end in y SCORE 41

Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65