Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
oh Forrest SCORE 18
Accurate. SCORE 170
Stair surfing SCORE 19
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Magic! SCORE 19
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Teach them young. SCORE 11
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 15
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 18
500 yards SCORE 209
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
Very creative SCORE 207
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Married women. SCORE 14
Old but gold. SCORE 17
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
Kids. SCORE 13
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 15
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115