
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32

i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27

there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24

my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4

shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44

if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10

if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18

1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18

muggle born SCORE 13

help, i woke up SCORE 31

how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9

marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8

no SCORE 22

a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12

space facts on your back SCORE 36

dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20

i am your coffee maker SCORE 12

Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11

a true work of art SCORE 12

turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32

you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10

rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30

my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14

every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25

we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35

directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7

the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28

if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12

wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33

me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14

the weezered of oz SCORE -2