Finally. SCORE 344
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
No. SCORE 88
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Accurate. SCORE 174
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
40 years later. SCORE 121
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Every time. SCORE 123
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63