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Time+To+Abandon+The+Planet
This+is+the+Wario+Cosplay+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+searching+for%26%238230%3B
This is the Wario Cosplay you’ve been searching for… SCORE 19
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+leave%2C+now.
You can’t leave, now. SCORE 25
Garrett+chhatt.
Garrett chhatt. SCORE 35
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 19
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Above+and+beyond%2C+bud.
Above and beyond, bud. SCORE 31
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Penwangs+need+to+shower%2C+too.
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 21
This+is+what+happens+when+robots+mow+your+lawn%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
A+morphine+bottle+from+the+1880%26%238217%3Bs.
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
They+always+ask+about+the+carrot%26%238230%3B
They always ask about the carrot… SCORE 11
The+Future+is+What%3F
The Future is What? SCORE 34
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 34
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
A+tuxedo+with+a+drink+recipe+on+its+tag.
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 22
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 25
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
Perched.
Perched. SCORE 34
Long+distance+relationships%26%238230%3B
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
No+thanks%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+hold+it+later%26%238230%3B
No thanks, I’ll just hold it later… SCORE 22
You%26%238217%3Bll+want+to+outpace+her%26%238230%3B
You’ll want to outpace her… SCORE 16
Squid+ink+pasta+has+a+way+of%2C+possessing+you%26%238230%3B
Squid ink pasta has a way of, possessing you… SCORE 21
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 24
What+a+knob%26%238230%3B
What a knob… SCORE 20
Demono%26%238217%3Bs+delivers.
Demono’s delivers. SCORE 32
The+cutest+lil%26%238217%3B+Puma+will+murder+you+without+much+hesitation.
The cutest lil’ Puma will murder you without much hesitation. SCORE 34
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 32
That+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+work%26%238230%3B
That wasn’t supposed to work… SCORE 12
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My+wife+had+so+much+fun+white+water+rafting+this+weekend%21
My wife had so much fun white water rafting this weekend! SCORE 92
The+Simpsons+gets+it.
The Simpsons gets it. SCORE 157
Spin+it+to+win+it%21
Spin it to win it! SCORE 129
When+my+parents+got+divorced+there+was+a+custody+fight+over+me%2C+and+no+one+showed+up.
When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me, and no one showed up. SCORE 72
Toucan+play+this+game.
Toucan play this game. SCORE 160
Unexpected+friends
Unexpected friends SCORE 176
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