
Thrift store find of the year. SCORE 29

The Media is Public Enemy #2 SCORE 22

*quacks in dog* SCORE 30

Aerodynamic poop schute. SCORE 6

Think about it… SCORE 25

pro suck SCORE 35

Totatally legit. SCORE 26

Wendy’s should pass out aloe instead of dipping sauces. SCORE 22

Boots wit the buurrrr SCORE 21

I’ve seen the HBO series, thanks… SCORE 25

2nd times the charm… SCORE 28

BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD! SCORE 28

Can we eat jelly fish? SCORE 20

Sorry about that. SCORE 20

You want how much? SCORE 24

Big truckin’ SCORE 29

Monkey’s love the pupper. SCORE 28

The old men and the sea SCORE 32

He who controls the bread… SCORE 27

Do you like to party? SCORE 28

iTs mEnTaL hEaLtH SCORE 24

Lorde halp us. SCORE 19

Sad people need jobs, also. SCORE 24

shut up nerd SCORE 30

89-Year-Old Woman Has Knitted 450 Blankets For Shelter Dogs SCORE 33

Two ears is overrated. SCORE 17

Budget cuts shouldn’t effect the sciences… SCORE 18

Rowling inspired. SCORE 22

Pennsylvania school district turns down local businessman’s offer to pay off student lunch debts after sending threatening letters to parents. SCORE 21

Farm the world. SCORE 25

Doesn’t have the same ring to it… SCORE 16

Loose my number! SCORE 33