Top 4 Lies SCORE 13
So this store had a “Dear Santa” writing area for children… SCORE 11
Ginny. SCORE 8
Dem Pooh Bear feels. SCORE 140
What a happy ending SCORE 7
Stuttgart public library SCORE 103
When my spoon alters the soup’s surface SCORE -41
What a naughty bed! SCORE 139
Part of a gangster’s daily diet SCORE 10
The government. SCORE 13
Kith SCORE 6
Get That Red Dot SCORE 12
warehouse long jump SCORE 7
Get it? SCORE 69
Me on Mondays. SCORE 7
This Pastor is misusing his Jedi powers. SCORE 9
So… I found this on the floor in class. SCORE 190
Kip-up to handstand SCORE 119
Scumbag Texas. SCORE 142
Saw this poem in Portland, Maine SCORE 139
Cat problems SCORE 11
Take that clause! SCORE 12
Flawless Logic SCORE 81
Disney princesses as the women of Game of Thrones. SCORE 7
Hail Santa SCORE 7
How to catch Santa! SCORE 9
A Christmas tree made only of dried flowers SCORE 189
Spotted outside a bar in London SCORE 15
Trollolololo. SCORE 219
Heard you was talking shit SCORE 15
A little R & R. SCORE 8
You’re not terribly important to me. SCORE 11
