
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31

my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14

a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13

shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47

i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28

wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35

children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27

terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31

directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12

dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7

no SCORE 24

i am your coffee maker SCORE 13

friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22

terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33

space facts on your back SCORE 37

don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15

we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40

he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46

turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34

how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10

the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29

me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14

every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27

there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27

marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9

if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12

a true work of art SCORE 13

the weezered of oz SCORE -2

kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87

help, i woke up SCORE 32

my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4