BROFIST SCORE -2
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I yawned! SCORE 10
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Truth. SCORE 183
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I Love My School SCORE 310
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Word! SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
How is this possible? SCORE 277
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Wrong Show SCORE 192