Timeout buddy. SCORE 24
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 87
I GUESS SCORE 45
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Paragraph. SCORE 50
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 38
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 104
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 102
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Are you even real? SCORE 112
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 113
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Advanced Twitter SCORE 115
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 68
