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This+is+all+very+sad%2C+ok%3F+Unprecedented+even.+Nobody+could+have+seen+this+doing.
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
aussie+aussie+aussie+oye+oye+oye
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Do+not+breath+at+the+pupper.
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Guess+I%26%238217%3Bll+die
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
The+weatherman%26%238217%3Bs+dog+has+a+small+couch
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Baby+causes+mom+a+c+o+n+c+e+r+n
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Protect+the+birbs.
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
My+parents+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+let+me+in%26%238230%3B
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
I+someone+reading+The+Never+Ending+Story%3F
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Beware+the+sopa.
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Rio%26%238217%3Bs+Christ+the+Redeemer+statue+was+lit+up+to+look+like+a+doctor+on+Easter+Sunday
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Money+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+grow+on+ATMs%26%238230%3B
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
quarantine+bunnies+or+easter+hostages%3F
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
The+wind+blows+so+consistently+strong+around+Greenough%2C+Western+Australia%2C+that+unprotected+trees+grow+horizontally.
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Medical+Pay+Cuts+are+a+thing+now%2C+allegedly.
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 31
Landlords+these+days%26%238230%3B
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
This+is+medical+advice+everyone+should+know.
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Carrying+a+tree+into+the+house+must+be+exhausting.
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Quarantine+Day+439%3A+Doctor+has+successfully+performed+a+six-way+full+body+reconstructive+surgery.
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Money+well+spent.
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Interesting%26%238230%3B+Interesting%26%238230%3B
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
Almost+had+it%2C+bud%21
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Br%C3%B6ther%2C+just+one+sneck.
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
This+face+mask+makes+me+extremely+anxious
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Do+your+part.
Do your part. SCORE 13
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totally%21
totally! SCORE 210
The+texting+mitt.
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Rub+my+belly%21
Rub my belly! SCORE 193
An+awkward+game+of+Scrabble.
An awkward game of Scrabble. SCORE 172
Shut+up+and+take+my+galactic+credits%21
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
I+need+easier+goals%26%238230%3B
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
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