safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
the dream life SCORE 33
farm emo SCORE 21
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
new motto SCORE 19
had to do a double take SCORE 12
how did it know???? SCORE 8
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
floofy bootie SCORE 31
he drove himself, too SCORE 30
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
oh the irony SCORE 28
directed by peter jackson SCORE 23
don’t parent with fear SCORE 40
important enrichment time SCORE 11
villain with a phd SCORE 42
the best email signature SCORE 27
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
bears playing human SCORE 23
goomba on the roomba SCORE 26
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system SCORE 18
he was trying his best SCORE 25
well this is awkward SCORE 20
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
ottoman empire SCORE 31
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 31
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
