Every Time. SCORE 7
Poor Dracula. SCORE -6
Suck it owl. SCORE 12
u got anything in your pockets that will hurt me? SCORE 14
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid. SCORE 14
Washing socks. SCORE 16
Meanwhile, at the gym… SCORE 280
This is what your tongue looks like. SCORE 4
Spider-Man in Kansas SCORE 16
Be polite. SCORE 136
How I live. SCORE 128
Like this! SCORE 148
Obama and Kim Jong Un impersonators nail it. SCORE 13
Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween SCORE 194
Drying your hands without paper towels SCORE 3
How they BBQ in Australia SCORE 5
Gender equality. SCORE 15
Trolling SCORE 0
Nailed it. SCORE 7
Double standards. SCORE -1
Heh SCORE 170
Seems legit SCORE 141
My niece decided that her cats should sleep in bunk beds. SCORE 10
A Benjamin Franklin quote I’ve always liked. SCORE 133
Living the life. SCORE 7
I guess my local pizza joint employs some nerdy people. SCORE 16
Tiger tug-o-war! SCORE 127
Stephen Hawking and Eddie Redmayne. SCORE 201
How to deal with spiders. SCORE 1
Awesome bathtubs. SCORE 13
Who to marry SCORE 14
Nervous about flirting? SCORE 177
