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I%26%238217%3Bm+conflicted+this+election+season
Today+was+my+last+day+after+being+laid+off.+I+left+this+on+my+chair+before+I+clocked+out+for+the+last+time.
Today was my last day after being laid off. I left this on my chair before I clocked out for the last time. SCORE 62
Someone+has+to
Someone has to SCORE 119
Sometimes+a+movie+is+just+a+movie.
Sometimes a movie is just a movie. SCORE 58
If+You+Play+Gucci+Gang+At+11%3A57%3A36+Pm+On+new+years+eve%26%238230%3B
If You Play Gucci Gang At 11:57:36 Pm On new years eve… SCORE 119
Accurate
Accurate SCORE 108
Judge+Judy+really+didn%26%238217%3Bt+play+no+games
Judge Judy really didn’t play no games SCORE 97
True
True SCORE 156
When+your+cat+is+not+pleased+with+the+daily+offering.
When your cat is not pleased with the daily offering. SCORE 130
That+happened.
That happened. SCORE 207
No+no%2C+you+misunderstand.+It%26%238217%3Bs+an+honor+for+you.+To+be+allowed+to+draw+for+me.
No no, you misunderstand. It’s an honor for you. To be allowed to draw for me. SCORE 122
A+wise+man+once+told+me+the+secret+to+happiness.
A wise man once told me the secret to happiness. SCORE 98
Best+frens
Best frens SCORE 142
To+save+electricity
To save electricity SCORE 125
Found+this+old+calculator+in+my+great+grandmother%26%238217%3Bs+attic
Found this old calculator in my great grandmother’s attic SCORE 99
Accurate
Accurate SCORE 109
A+free+four+hour+all-you-can-eat+buffet
A free four hour all-you-can-eat buffet SCORE 58
Every+time
Every time SCORE 102
A+handful+of+colorful+iggys
A handful of colorful iggys SCORE 90
infinite+tomatoes
infinite tomatoes SCORE 212
Cracker+Barrel
Cracker Barrel SCORE 115
Just+step+in+the+ring.
Just step in the ring. SCORE 82
The+frost+on+my+window+looks+like+a+snowy+forest
The frost on my window looks like a snowy forest SCORE 133
%2AThwack%21%2A
*Thwack!* SCORE 121
Television+glasses+that+never+caught+on+in+1963
Television glasses that never caught on in 1963 SCORE 67
Surfing+on+the+street
Surfing on the street SCORE 107
Who+knew
Who knew SCORE 98
The+baby+is+very+happy
The baby is very happy SCORE 113
When+You+Hit+Caps+Lock+Mid+Sentence
When You Hit Caps Lock Mid Sentence SCORE 105
When+I+die
When I die SCORE 107
Disney+is+on+a+quest.
Disney is on a quest. SCORE 144
Snow+Skull
Snow Skull SCORE 73
2017+summed+up
2017 summed up SCORE 86
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