Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Touché… SCORE 192
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 323
True fear. SCORE 255
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
