Surprise me. SCORE 98
You can see me? SCORE 149
Accuracy SCORE 130
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
The internet. SCORE 152
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
Smart Car SCORE 3
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
I am home. SCORE 3
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
perfectly timed photos SCORE 2
The Interwebz SCORE 1
