i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
look at me! SCORE 21
never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 14
this is normal SCORE 31
thankful for my friends SCORE 14
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
she hasn’t even figured out her hair SCORE 43
you are perfect SCORE 17
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
the things we do for our kids SCORE 10
this is about you SCORE 30
i’m busy SCORE 26
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
next question SCORE 25
hardly working SCORE 38
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
parenting 101 SCORE 20
why? SCORE 27
can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 13
the night awaits SCORE 7
cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 16
the best politician SCORE 17
the perfect fit SCORE 30
boops boops SCORE 17
bouillonaire SCORE 25
emo queen SCORE -3
change my mind SCORE 21
the choice is obvious SCORE 23
fetch SCORE 22
the interview that never ends SCORE 24
for the friends fanatic in your life SCORE -2