snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
we are the math problem SCORE 35
species and age, please SCORE 40
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
beavers hate water SCORE 35
pupils dilate SCORE 44
when life imitates art SCORE 24
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dog bites everything SCORE 23
growing toe beans SCORE 33
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
roger roger SCORE 14
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
