Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Weird SCORE 46
Arby’s… SCORE 92
It’s time SCORE 97
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Totally SCORE 87
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Under Water SCORE 98
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
