medical mystery SCORE 25
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
i just love food too much SCORE 21
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
this is entertainment SCORE 8
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
smells like sadness SCORE 16
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
happens all the time SCORE 26
memes cure everything SCORE 10
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
very subtle SCORE 17
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
my next hobby SCORE 13
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
