boom SCORE 12
the astley paradox SCORE 19
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
all natural SCORE 22
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 23
dreams are fun SCORE 28
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 11
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
enter my what now? SCORE 28
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
therapy burn SCORE 29
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
have it their way SCORE 16
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
whatever it takes SCORE 16
