Pick-up line level: Master SCORE 159
So true SCORE 147
Think about how stupid the average person is. SCORE 89
It’s the dress… SCORE 133
Imagine you have a daughter. SCORE 191
We all have that one friend SCORE 166
Being Married to Santa Might Be Harder Than Expected SCORE 92
The reaction I get when I cook food for my date. SCORE 14
Poor Keira Knightley SCORE 152
You are my rock. SCORE 7
Human freedom. SCORE 178
ETERNITY SCORE 8
Mexican Elsa. SCORE 12
strict vegetarian SCORE 130
Goals. SCORE 143
Horrific train wreck, no survivors. SCORE 9
dreamz. SCORE 158
The best mime I’ve ever seen SCORE 231
What to do when you don’t know the answer on a test. SCORE 130
I want to go to there. SCORE 154
Bear running at full speed. SCORE 18
Blind Parkour SCORE -3
Boooooossshh! SCORE 14
Dark chocolate. SCORE 17
Stop trying to help! SCORE 153
If love could have saved you… SCORE 15
Why I’m single SCORE 16
Cat tails. SCORE 12
I just cleaned mine out SCORE 13
How to avoid eye contact with strangers. SCORE 95
Whoops. SCORE 9
No hipsters. SCORE 194