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This+is+just+so%2C+so+important
Hello%2C+child.
Hello, child. SCORE 26
The+Fortune+Cookies+Are+Sick+Of+Us
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Dolly+Parton+gets+no+rest.
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+fair+to+be+upset.
It’s fair to be upset. SCORE 28
Driving+an+Edison
Driving an Edison SCORE 30
You%26%238217%3Bve+heard+about+Rooftop+Koreans%26%238230%3B+how+about+Storefront+Sikhs%3F
You’ve heard about Rooftop Koreans… how about Storefront Sikhs? SCORE 25
This+cat+prefers+you+mummified+and+in+a+tomb.
This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 23
White+House+during+the+last+hours+of+may%2C+2020
White House during the last hours of may, 2020 SCORE 25
PASS
PASS SCORE 19
Also+when+their+team+wins%26%238230%3B
Also when their team wins… SCORE 24
GDPR+is+for+coooOOkie+crisp.
GDPR is for coooOOkie crisp. SCORE 31
Greta+how+could+you.
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
You+are+a+fair+bit+more+ragged%2C+than+I+recall%26%238230%3B
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Big+wreckage%26%238230%3B
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
DJ+Jazzy+Jeff+knew.
DJ Jazzy Jeff knew. SCORE 27
Death+by+words
Death by words SCORE 24
everyone+needs+a+bestie
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26
Cameras+out.
Cameras out. SCORE 24
A+man+of+gawd.
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
2020+will+spawn+some+crazy+Netflix+shows%26%238230%3B
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+doge+attac.
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23
Vanna+White+on+the+Price+is+Right%2C+circa+1985
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 29
Theodore+Roosevelt+forded+a+river+on+a+moose%2C+BTW.
Theodore Roosevelt forded a river on a moose, BTW. SCORE 23
Who+turned+off+the+lights%3F
Who turned off the lights? SCORE 14
Long+live+the+queen%21%3F
Long live the queen!? SCORE 29
Eat+some+greens%2C+doll.
Eat some greens, doll. SCORE 17
Yeah+that+seems+like+it+should+be+an+easier+decision+than+it+is%26%238230%3B
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
do+your+best%2C+babe.
do your best, babe. SCORE 26
We+are+dedicated+to+the+sciences.
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20
Astronauts+assemble%21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
I+mean%26%238230%3B+They%26%238217%3Bre+not+wrong.
I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 26
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Someone%26%238217%3Bs+been+naughty
Someone’s been naughty SCORE 17
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Text Map: Wildlife Impacted By Ocean Rubbish SCORE 11
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Zombie Apocalypse Team SCORE 9
Scumbag+husbands.
Scumbag husbands. SCORE 164
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Horizontal life pauses. SCORE 13
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Cats are great at jumping. SCORE 13
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