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I+Know+A+Few+People+Who+Could+Use+This
A+very+long+book%2C+son
A very long book, son SCORE 19
Landlord+Mr.+Z+is+about+to+be+investigated+for+greedery.
Landlord Mr. Z is about to be investigated for greedery. SCORE 17
Send+it+back.
Send it back. SCORE 24
One+Byte+Of+RAM+From+1946
One Byte Of RAM From 1946 SCORE 20
Perspective+is+everything.
Perspective is everything. SCORE 24
America+is+not+the+same+anymore%26%238230%3B
America is not the same anymore… SCORE 23
Minnesota+Jim
Minnesota Jim SCORE 30
This+year+is+a+little+charred%2C+so+far.
This year is a little charred, so far. SCORE 23
Advanced+biology.
Advanced biology. SCORE 27
I+should+get+a+whale.
I should get a whale. SCORE 22
Moscow+Olympics+Opening+Ceremony%2C+circa+1980
Moscow Olympics Opening Ceremony, circa 1980 SCORE 22
Brotherly+love.+Ride+on.
Brotherly love. Ride on. SCORE 28
Big+oof.
Big oof. SCORE 24
As+you+wish.
As you wish. SCORE 24
%26%238217%3Bcause+their+just+the+best+of+friends.
’cause their just the best of friends. SCORE 29
University+library%2C+Istanbul
University library, Istanbul SCORE 24
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+great+%28probably%26%238230%3B%29
You’re doing great (probably…) SCORE 23
It+hangs+in+the+entryway.
It hangs in the entryway. SCORE 27
I+see+you%26%238217%3Bre+having+difficulty+seeing+yourself+out%26%238230%3B
I see you’re having difficulty seeing yourself out… SCORE 18
Professor+Kijje
Professor Kijje SCORE 31
I+must+go+chew%21
I must go chew! SCORE 29
They+need+to+bring+this+back%2C+alongside+a+hand+sanitizer+station%26%238230%3B
They need to bring this back, alongside a hand sanitizer station… SCORE 16
How+do+I+hit+that+%28ball%29%26%238230%3B
How do I hit that (ball)… SCORE 25
Easy+mistake%2C+honestly.
Easy mistake, honestly. SCORE 17
The+unwritten+rule+becomes+enforced.
The unwritten rule becomes enforced. SCORE 24
I+could+quack+this+in+to+battle.
I could quack this in to battle. SCORE 28
Van+Gogh+inspired+cake+is+NOM
Van Gogh inspired cake is NOM SCORE 23
I+have+five+friends%26%238230%3B+Sometimes+they+text+me.
I have five friends… Sometimes they text me. SCORE 24
When+you+lie+on+your+resume+but+still+get+the+job%26%238230%3B
When you lie on your resume but still get the job… SCORE 28
Wood+you+care+for+some+would%3F
Wood you care for some would? SCORE 18
%26%238216%3BHistory+will+remember+this+as+the+great+overreaction.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+John+Smith+wearing+a+mask.
‘History will remember this as the great overreaction.’ – John Smith wearing a mask. SCORE 17
The+Fourth+Horseman+has+arrived.
The Fourth Horseman has arrived. SCORE 29
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