Whale bullies. SCORE 140
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
I need dis. SCORE 203
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Science FTW! SCORE 153
It isn’t. SCORE 183
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Accurate. SCORE 168
Jenga! SCORE 198
Touché… SCORE 263
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Attack! SCORE 200
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
So many puns! SCORE 136
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
