You’re published! SCORE 35
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Local shelter fires temp workers due to lack of inventory… SCORE 36
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 34
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Stick Figures SCORE 25
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
First and last episode SCORE 28
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
I’m a lasagna hog! SCORE 36
Daydreaming downunda SCORE 29
Stormtroopers got one thing right… SCORE 34
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
If company profits stagnate, is it really a company? SCORE 40
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 30
Local news you can use. SCORE 25
Blue Angels lining up. Prepare for take off, blue leader. SCORE 26
She must be wasted… SCORE 25
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
Perched. SCORE 34
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
Counting on you, Moth boy… SCORE 28
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 19
Sharing is caring. SCORE 26
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 24
