Every night. SCORE 199
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Friends forever. SCORE 212
That’s loyalty. SCORE 168
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Cat etiquette. SCORE 190
Catholic meeting today. SCORE 291
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Peenut. SCORE 160
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Thanks mom. SCORE 194
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Wut? SCORE 156
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
The saddest vegetable in existence. SCORE 248
Be kind. SCORE 193
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Brains! SCORE 283
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 262
How cameras work. SCORE 223
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Like. SCORE 249
Robot love. SCORE 168