
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63

I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55

Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77

RIP to my face… SCORE 84

Timeout buddy. SCORE 25

*smol crunches* SCORE 38

Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72

That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57

Oh my lawd. SCORE 79

Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58

I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42

Paragraph. SCORE 51

Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115

The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56

When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47

The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64

The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88

This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39

Are you even real? SCORE 113

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47

Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64

Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103

I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55

Advanced Twitter SCORE 116

Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106

Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77

Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39

How to find a dog. SCORE 64

OG lookback meme SCORE 72

One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38