I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
When boys… SCORE 3
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
New books. SCORE 200
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I love you. SCORE 20
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Who wore it better? SCORE 3
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Ladies… SCORE 173
Friends. SCORE 213
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Trollololo. SCORE 347
Seems legit. SCORE 150
And…..this is why you dont take out loans SCORE 13
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Oh children SCORE 11
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
