request denied SCORE 30
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
My resume lied SCORE 30
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Flying first class SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
My dream day SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Stress relief SCORE 45
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
What year is ist? SCORE 34
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
