Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Aawooof! SCORE 34
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
A rare edit. SCORE 24
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37