the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
they get huge SCORE 22
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
an impossible task SCORE 20
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
back to bed! SCORE 19
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
definitely a dog SCORE 45
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
excuse me SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
english burn SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27