unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
important psa SCORE 44
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
oh wow SCORE 48
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
so true SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34