Surprise me. SCORE 97
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
I am home. SCORE 3
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Accuracy SCORE 130
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
The internet. SCORE 152
You can see me? SCORE 149
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
I’ve got my thinking cat on. SCORE 164
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Smart Car SCORE 3
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
The Interwebz SCORE 1
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Immature: SCORE 73
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
How to fix the economy. SCORE 243
