These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Burn! SCORE 216
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Accurate. SCORE 112
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Being sick. SCORE 140
Genius. SCORE 145
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Burn! SCORE 249
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Seal SCORE 28
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240