It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
You go. SCORE 37
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
It actually is this SCORE 35
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
You can do this. SCORE 47
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
